Blog number 2, in which Stee does not recommend swallowing horse semen,
and we experience technical difficulties
(which have nothing to do with horse semen).
and we experience technical difficulties
(which have nothing to do with horse semen).
(6.39 mins)
Reaching back to the beginning of the wonderful world of The Film Pigs and their vlogging efforts is proving more difficult than it should. Vlog # 1 in which our fearless Pigs brave not only the light of day, but sobriety as well, is currently unavailable to me. This will not stop me, onward to Vlog #2.
The Film Pigs thoughts on Jet Li's Fearless, and other things.
Vlog #2 opens with Stee, Skelton and Todd in the back seat of Stee's Honda in the parking lot of the Arclight theater. Stee is sporting an a very pimptastic leather coat and backward hat. It is a good look for him. Skelton, the lucky bastard has the middle seat, and if Todd were any more excited he might just crap his pants. These guys are all class, and the lighting is poor.
Todd and Skelton giggle about a possible post-vlog make out session, requiring Stee to take the reins and focus the others much like a preschool teacher with a room full of unruly 3 and 4 year olds.
Skelton proves just how important he is the the Film Pig dynamic by providing the title of the movie just seen, and the reviewing begins.
The boys quickly clarify that the film they have just seen is not to be mistaken for a film of the same name starring The Dude, and then they launch into a brief description/summary. The ease in which they do this is almost poetic, each individual thought coming together in an almost choreographed fashion.
Stee: it was some sort of like Chinese true story but then turn into a chop socky, wire work, action flick..right kinda, it was a period piece.
Todd: it was a melodrama disguised as an epic.
Skelton: with about 40 minutes of down time in the middle.
With the summary over the personal feelings begin to be expressed. Stee, the obvious leader in this vlog, begins.
Stee: it made me so sleepy I had to get up and walk around the Arclight in the middle of the movie.
Todd agreed: it was very slow and the fights were sort of uninspired.
The guys begin discussing "a giant, white, bald guy" from the film, but are easily distracted when Stee discovers that if they lean back they have better lighting. What they don't know is that when they lean back like that the viewers can see right up their noses. Thanks Pigs.
Dolph Lundgren and a remake of Red Scorpion, by the "giant, white, bald guy" are discussed as is black blood vomiting. Awesome.
At 2 minutes and 10 seconds the review of Jet Li's Fearless is over, 4 minutes and 30 seconds to go.
Stee steers the conversations to the other movie he watched that day, Jackass: Number 2, which he felt "was quite enjoyable."
The Pigs share a inside joke, and move right along.
Stee: What else have you seen lately Skelton?
Skelton: the second half of season 2 of Battlestar Galactica (author note: Jamie Bamber is sexy).
Stee: Todd?
Todd: the last thing I watched was an episode of House (author note: Hugh Laurie is amazing, and sexy).
After a quick rundown of that episode of House, our guys segue nicely into a bit they have been trying, it's called, what's on your Tivo?
Skelton's answer provides laughter all around the Honda.
Skelton: "I don't have a Tivo"
Stee and Todd both have seen Shark. Todd thought it was terrible, and Stee said "it's dumb". Although they both agree that James Woods is "not terrible." Todd saw Smith, and Stee has Smith on the Tivo. Todd's thoughts on Smith you might ask....we will never know, because he doesn't actually tell us.
Skelton then verbally has his ass spanked by Stee for not having " a damn Tivo."
They briefly talk about Happy Hour, which apparently is not good, and then they begin to wrap up Vlog #2 by rebuilding Stee's car. Hilarity ensues and it is over. Thank God.
Overall I felt the Pigs started this Vlog strong, but they got lost near the end. Answers weren't clear, questions weren't answered and there was no making out. Stee's outfit was very nice, I really felt he put in some effort for the viewing audience. Skelton's emotion at not having a Tivo felt genuine. I thought Todd would provide more entertainment, his performance was a bit lackluster.
Honestly what more do I expect from three grown men in the back seat of a Honda in the parking garage of a movie theater?
See you for Vlog #3
Love,
Just A Girl
Todd and Skelton giggle about a possible post-vlog make out session, requiring Stee to take the reins and focus the others much like a preschool teacher with a room full of unruly 3 and 4 year olds.
Skelton proves just how important he is the the Film Pig dynamic by providing the title of the movie just seen, and the reviewing begins.
The boys quickly clarify that the film they have just seen is not to be mistaken for a film of the same name starring The Dude, and then they launch into a brief description/summary. The ease in which they do this is almost poetic, each individual thought coming together in an almost choreographed fashion.
Stee: it was some sort of like Chinese true story but then turn into a chop socky, wire work, action flick..right kinda, it was a period piece.
Todd: it was a melodrama disguised as an epic.
Skelton: with about 40 minutes of down time in the middle.
With the summary over the personal feelings begin to be expressed. Stee, the obvious leader in this vlog, begins.
Stee: it made me so sleepy I had to get up and walk around the Arclight in the middle of the movie.
Todd agreed: it was very slow and the fights were sort of uninspired.
The guys begin discussing "a giant, white, bald guy" from the film, but are easily distracted when Stee discovers that if they lean back they have better lighting. What they don't know is that when they lean back like that the viewers can see right up their noses. Thanks Pigs.
Dolph Lundgren and a remake of Red Scorpion, by the "giant, white, bald guy" are discussed as is black blood vomiting. Awesome.
At 2 minutes and 10 seconds the review of Jet Li's Fearless is over, 4 minutes and 30 seconds to go.
Stee steers the conversations to the other movie he watched that day, Jackass: Number 2, which he felt "was quite enjoyable."
The Pigs share a inside joke, and move right along.
Stee: What else have you seen lately Skelton?
Skelton: the second half of season 2 of Battlestar Galactica (author note: Jamie Bamber is sexy).
Stee: Todd?
Todd: the last thing I watched was an episode of House (author note: Hugh Laurie is amazing, and sexy).
After a quick rundown of that episode of House, our guys segue nicely into a bit they have been trying, it's called, what's on your Tivo?
Hey Film Pigs, What's on your Tivo?
Skelton's answer provides laughter all around the Honda.
Skelton: "I don't have a Tivo"
Todd's answer is surprisingly similar to the answer he gave in Vlog #1: The Minion with Dolph Lundgren, 5 episodes of Blade, 6 episodes of Brotherhood.
Stee actually spliced a section of Vlog #1 into Vlog #2, in which Todd is answering the Tivo question almost word for word. Although it appears that he has watched a few episodes of both Blade and Brotherhood.
Stee then begins talking, although it is unclear as to whether he is answering the Tivo question or not. He tells us that he has been checking out all the new fall shows. Studio 60 is mentioned and then he does a spot on imitation of Amanda Peet.
Jericho, starring Skeet Ulrich is discussed, it seems the Pigs liked it. Stee describes it as a show about "nukes and tracheotomies." Minor dissing on Skeet occurs, when really the writers are to blame, and Eddie Vedder's name is thrown around the Honda.
Stee actually spliced a section of Vlog #1 into Vlog #2, in which Todd is answering the Tivo question almost word for word. Although it appears that he has watched a few episodes of both Blade and Brotherhood.
Stee then begins talking, although it is unclear as to whether he is answering the Tivo question or not. He tells us that he has been checking out all the new fall shows. Studio 60 is mentioned and then he does a spot on imitation of Amanda Peet.
Jericho, starring Skeet Ulrich is discussed, it seems the Pigs liked it. Stee describes it as a show about "nukes and tracheotomies." Minor dissing on Skeet occurs, when really the writers are to blame, and Eddie Vedder's name is thrown around the Honda.
Stee and Todd both have seen Shark. Todd thought it was terrible, and Stee said "it's dumb". Although they both agree that James Woods is "not terrible." Todd saw Smith, and Stee has Smith on the Tivo. Todd's thoughts on Smith you might ask....we will never know, because he doesn't actually tell us.
Skelton then verbally has his ass spanked by Stee for not having " a damn Tivo."
They briefly talk about Happy Hour, which apparently is not good, and then they begin to wrap up Vlog #2 by rebuilding Stee's car. Hilarity ensues and it is over. Thank God.
Overall I felt the Pigs started this Vlog strong, but they got lost near the end. Answers weren't clear, questions weren't answered and there was no making out. Stee's outfit was very nice, I really felt he put in some effort for the viewing audience. Skelton's emotion at not having a Tivo felt genuine. I thought Todd would provide more entertainment, his performance was a bit lackluster.
Honestly what more do I expect from three grown men in the back seat of a Honda in the parking garage of a movie theater?
See you for Vlog #3
Love,
Just A Girl
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